Short Stuff

• ¶ Smokey - 02/17/2010, 10:43 AM
  Oh Jesus, nobody told me smoking would hurt this much. I don't even do it on a (very) regular basis. Chest pains, shortness of breath, painful cough. I'm fairly sure I've got lung cancer?
• ¶ Insomniac - 11/10/2009, 3:08 AM
  It's a bit stupid how in the midst of all this work I have to do because I'm so bloody unproductive, I stay up late at night and ALWAYS feel the need to be opinionated/thoughtful at 3am and try and post something in this here blog. Instead of throwing up letters on the screen until 4am, I'm going to make a stand against myself and just shut the fuck up right now. THERE. SLEEP, KENNY. SLEEP.
• ¶ Hairy - 10/31/2009, 6:25 PM
  Why is it that whenever my hair starts to look like shit, it decides to sort itself out right before I get it cut? As if the prospect of scissors coming near it scares it? If you don't want to get cut up, do what I tell you, asshole. My hair really needs to grow some balls.
• ¶ Pricey - 10/31/2009, 3:33 PM
  On the way back to Brighton now, this trip to get looked after by the rents cost over £40 it seems. To piss off the Pig Gods for giving me flu and taking my money, I just ate a bacon sandwich. Take that, motherfuckers.