Oh blog, I have neglected you so! Another mistress had taken me by the hand, and her name is University. Apparently I now have a social life so I no longer have time to think about things and type them up. That’s my right and role as a student – I didn’t come here to think! I am liking University for the most part very much as I have never done so much drinking and so little work at the same time in life.

I am failing in terms of academics and also in terms of liver. Amnesia is a friend I know too well now, who waltzed her way into my network through my other dear friend, Vodka. Things are quite complicated between the two of us, we have a love/hate thing going on. I mean, sure she doesn’t smell great, she’s really transparent and she makes me feel sick sometimes, but I love her. People keep telling me she’s no good for me and that she’ll “ruin my life” but she makes me feel invincible… although she is the only most expensive thing in my life at the moment, it’s cool. Sometimes I miss actually eating lunch and dinner as opposed to having to drink it, and having my sense of sight back would be kind of nice too, but I think I’ve made the right decision.

Anyways, I think I shall make more of an effort to post here as it appears all this drinking, partying, spending and starvation has made me devoid of all wit and intelligence that I may have once upon a time possessed when I used to post here. As I’m doing an English degree now, I may be able to pass this off as some kind of academic work of sorts.

That’s me doing that ‘wishful thinking’ shit, because I would like to think I will pass my course. It’s quite a hilarious prospect.

But yes, I sense many adventures I’ve had to be logged here and many more in the near future to be had and immortalised upon mine blog… or at least until the Internet stops working and a good portion of my life is taken away with it… or perhaps, restored?
My ever so critical eye for the world around me shall once again open. And of course, intoxicated postings will always be a good time (and there will be many)

I hope you missed me blog, because I am back with brain damage avengeance.