Even though I’ve been neglecting this blog and stuff, I’ve managed to find time to post in it every month this year and I’m forcing myself to do it now… BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! But because I still want to neglect the site I’m not going to post about anything of importance as it would be breaking tradition. But also because I have less than an hour to make this post and I would prefer watching a movie, so I think I’ll talk about the most interlecktual thing I can think of at the moment: homeless people.

Yeah, that’s right; homeless people.
Why are so few of them women? And why are the female ones so unappealing to the eye? Instead of spending the money they ‘earn’ on stupid things like booze, drugs, clothes or food, why don’t they invest in something of real importance such as makeup or a set of hair straighteners? I might sound a little, tiny bit shallow, but let’s face it; it is a lot easier to give money to someone good looking than someone who looks- well, homeless. If they looked really good, you would want to give them more than just money.

Oh, wait- I just realised there are such things as these women but they’re called prostitutes. My bad.
I also think I not only just wrote the interlecktual post ever on my site, but the intelligent post on any site ever in the history of the internet.