I remember not too long ago I was speaking to some guy that was telling me how good looking his friend’s sister is, so I told him he should do something about it (I was thinking maybe kidnapping her) and his excuse reason for not doing that is because it would piss off his friend.
Then some other guy told me he really liked this girl but couldn’t do anything with her because she used to go out with his friend.

So this got me thinking for the first time in months and I came to a realisation and discovered the true reason why war exists; not because of greed, not because of religious clashes, not because of anger. War exists because if everyone got along nobody would ever get laid.

“War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothin’!”

I beg to differ. It gives us an excuse to do each other’s sisters. And I mean “do” in the best way possible, such as showering them with gifts and attention, tell them how amazing they look, take them out to an expensive restaraunt to wine and dine them and show them the time of their life. Then get up early in the morning whilst their still asleep, leave and never call them again. And maybe take their kidney and sell it on the black market if you’re really romantic.