I’m very proud of myself right now, because today I managed to wake up when my alarm went off, only hitting snooze ONCE, but getting up straight after. That’s big progress for me! So when I went down to get some water, I saw something even weirder than me being awake in the AM:

It’s snow- in case you’ve never seen it as you live in a place where snow and fun doesn’t exist… like Iraq. I’m serious, snow has a direct psychological link to fun, as the colour and other stuff release fun loving chemicals into your blood to make you fun. And that’s why it’s against the law for it to snow in Iraq. Yes, that’s right; Iraq banned snow.

Wow, I knew waking up in the afternoon meant I missed a lot of things; the sunshine (rarely, as England copied Iraq and banned the sun), breakfast, brushing my teeth, having a shower, putting on clothes and children’s TV shows… not that I watch them (but the Magic Schoolbus is amazingly good). But I didn’t know I was missing out on the SNOW!

But you’re a month too late, snow! You ruined Christmas for me, and the children! But more importantly, me.