Just now, I was changing my display picture on MSN Messenger and I came across shocking evidence that Microsoft are evil, conniving, child beating, dog raising, horse riding LIARS. This might be a surprise to a few people because most people use Windows and MSN Messenger, hoping they can trust Microsoft. Others won’t be surprised. But I am about to shed some light on this issue;

Like I was saying, I was changing my display picture and had a look at the default (and crap) display pictures which came with MSN Messenger, which means Microsoft made them. Check it out:
Now, you’re probably thinking: what’s so wrong with that? If you did, you are gullible and don’t be surprised when Microsoft eat your precious, delicious babies.
Yeah, those are chess pieces. Big deal. Beach chairs? Duh. The rocket seems to be launching to me! And the ‘ducky’ is most likely made of rubber.
And that’s all well and good, but take a look at the next, horrific one:

“Friendly Dog”? What proof is there that this dog is “friendly”? I don’t see him smiling, giving a little wink or offering his paw for a handshake. Either this dog is kind of rude or… EVIL.
I’m not an expert in friendly dogs or anything, but come on. Would you trust that dog? I know I wouldn’t. If anything, it’s not friendly seeing as how it looks like it’s trying to break through your monitor so that it can DEVOUR YOUR SOUL. If Satan had a dog, this would be it.

Most people I’ve spoken to about this have called me “crazy”, “stupid” and “who are you and what are you doing in my house”. But I have yet MORE evidence to prove my point! Why? Because I’m smart like that to backup my claims that Microsoft are the devil’s henchmen, using photos of “friendly dogs” as their weapon of choice.
Observe, and be enlightened.

“Running Horses”? From what it looks like, these horses are “STANDING HORSES IN FRONT OF A GATE”. Horses don’t run through gates- unless of course… these horses are EVIL. And how many horses do you see? 2? And what’s 2 + 2? FOUR! Four horses, does that ring a bell? This is obviously signifying that Microsoft, through the magic of friendly dogs and rubber ducks, are trying to summon the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!!!
 

We’re all gonna die! I knew I should have used that AOL Messenger!
Anyways, I have to go now. The men in white are outside and have come to take me away.
Toodles