I’m very proud of myself right now, because today I managed to wake up when my alarm went off, only hitting snooze ONCE, but getting up straight after. That’s big progress for me! So when I went down to get some water, I saw something even weirder than me being awake in the AM:
It’s snow- in case […]
I’ll admit I’m a bit of a lightweight when it comes to drinking. Well, actually I’m not sure if I am since you’re more likely to watch a dinosaur boxing a zebra than catch me drinking… both occurences are rare so it’s hard to tell if I can’t handle the drinks. And most of the time […]
Unfortunately, the title isn’t in relation to sex because I’m not Lionel Richie, which is fortunate for me as my daughter isn’t a moron- and doesn’t exist. No, all night long I’ve been trying to memorise stuff about abnormalities such as anorexia. So being Lionel Richie right now would be helpful since his daughter would know […]
Do you know what I like about Psychology? It’s the most straight talking, blunt subject you can take in school. If it was a person, it would be Simon Cowell, except instead of just making you want to die by destroying your dream for fame, he would kill you in your sleep. That’s how intense […]
A few hours ago, my parents left to go to India for a month. I had the chance to go with them, but I turned it down. Some people might love the chance to go to India, but not me. I’ve heard BAD things about it… things that send a shiver down my spine, things […]
Just now, I was changing my display picture on MSN Messenger and I came across shocking evidence that Microsoft are evil, conniving, child beating, dog raising, horse riding LIARS. This might be a surprise to a few people because most people use Windows and MSN Messenger, hoping they can trust Microsoft. Others won’t be surprised. […]
How can one be a winner,
When sunken in slumber?
In the morning sun’s light,
It’s rays do shine bright
When the birds do sing
As my alarm does ring.
Although I do know best
I should rise from my rest,
A lazy bastard am I
As I don’t even try,
A lazy bastard am I, for I do choose,
Every ninth minute for an hour, I do hit […]
I’m finally typing something into this after (too) many hours setting it up!
I guess I could have posted the first post yesterday as it was the first of January… you know, first post on the first day of the new year? But I decided against it so it gave the illusion that I had a […]
